Let's Break a wish

granted but they are so great that the deteriorate your window and have to buy a new windshield ever so often instead of wipers.

i wish for a kitteh!

Granted, but a Kitteh is a ravenous worm-like creature from another planet that swims up a person's nasil cavity and eats their brains then lays eggs the size of baseballs in your intestines until the millions of babies are born and eat the rest of your body.



I wish for something that is awesome and cannot be not-awesome or ruined by random acts of violence, cannot be lost, cannot be destroyed and it cannot cause any form of pain to me.

Granted but the next time you go the Doctor he reveals that you have a severe illness and will die.

I wish I could get to level 35 on GoldenEyes online quicker so I can play as Oddjob online

Granted but your Wii crashes and the game didn't save so you have to start back at level one.



I wish I got my PSP already.

Granted but you bought it from some mexicans so it had sony dvd parts inside the psp case. *p.s. you got screwed ^^*

i wish my room cleaned it self.

Granted but it saw you as dirty and a threat to the cleanliness so it threw you into the garbage.


I wish for something to wish for that would be corrupted

granted by it turned your brain into oatmeal and you died ^^

i wish i was not so damn tired.

Granted, now you're always awake
And can never sleep again
EVER



I wish for drugs.

granted. Flintstones chew-able vitamins, and only the orange ones. ^^ they are good for you.

i wish my enemy would be fatter then me ^^

*You can actually OD on Flintstone's Vitamins so really you never corrupted my wish! I WIN.*

Granted but that person becomes a rich celebrity because of their chunkyness and live the rest of their life in complete and utter happiness.

I WISH FOR A CHEESE WHEEL

granted but due to your love of cheese you die by constipation HAHAHAHAHA DEATH BY CHEESE!!!! ^^

i wish i had a vacation a million dollars and a case of aspirin.

Granted. Your sent to Siberia during a blizzard, you spend the one million dollars on a fake deed to parlament and the asprin was up a dogs butt for three days to keep them from freezing in Siberia's harsh winter

I WISH FOR BACON

done ^^ YOU are the Bacon on an alien dinner table ^^

i wish for world peace ^^

Granted, now we're at war with ALIENS


I wish for a wish.

granted but as a result you lose your life.

i wish for a new pet

Granted, you get a pet bear and it eats off your face.

I wish for a puppy that was inside out.

granted but the animal police find it and you get put in jail for life for animal cruelty.

i wish boys didn't go through a phase were they were allergic to soap.

okay, granted but the soap was mutagenic to those without allergies and the have become super-humans with little control...

I wish people would be nicer.

Granted you stupid ugly motherfucker


I wish for a box of active grenades

Granted, yet it seems by irrevocable coincidence, they were all duds

I wish I were prettier

Granted, you become so pretty that your body can't keep up with the golden beauty of your face so you die of an overdose of handsome.


I wish for not a house

granted but you will receive a timeshare

i wish for a batman movie with harley in it lol

Granted... They merged her backstory in with Wally Gator



I wish for nipples!