Disorders/Syndromes/Diseases

The feature of this world that keeps our society dysfunctional.

I'm pretty certain there is not one completely functional human being on this planet, especially with the alarming number of teenagers with ADD, so if you guys are comfortable, share the disorders and syndromes or diseases you have or are pretty sure you have and maybe you can find someone on here with the same disorder you do and possibly get some therapy going on here.

Myself, I have ADD(Attention Deficite Disorder), ADHD(Attention Deficite Hyperactive Disorder), OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder), Gender Confusion, Arachnophobia, Misanthropy, Depression (minor), Schizophrenia (minor), and a possible minor case of Skin Cancer.

Aside from a case of Moderate ADD, I'm pretty well. I hold back A LOT of my troubles so I may be a tad depression prone, but I can't stay mad even when I want to.
Eventually I reconcile my troubles.
Though I think I'm the only person besides possibly nemo who believes me when I say I'm clinically insane. suckers

Oh, I think you forgot dyslexia if thats how ya spell it.

I have ADD (at least they think so ^^'). And if being chaotic would be a syndrome, I'd have it too, haha.

I forgot a couple, actually, Zane. Paranoia and Dyslexia are pretty minor, but I still got them due to genetics.

@Erel, Paranoia, or OCD, either of them fall into the same category at certain times. Decent trait to have, if you ask me. I have a tendency to lock all the doors in the car when I drive just in case some wind monster blows open the door, then I get sucked out and mangled all over the road...it happens.

Asthma and paranoia (When it comes to locking things. I fucking double to quadrupal check if I lock doors and shit).

honestly....nothing that I know of, I know I'm almost flawless, maybe that's my weakness haha

So, you have Narcicism, basically. LAWL

Mentally I have ADD, no social skills, god awful long term memory, and a few other things i can't think of right now.