Vespy's asylum

Not enough, you mean.

*builds EVIL Eiffel Tower replica*

*builds an EVIL car*

*creates 2 EVIL football (american or soccer... whichever) teams and make them face each other in a no holes barred, unsupervised match with CAKE as the prize*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

*has an EVI muscle spasm*

Alright, well I'm not too fond of that Eiffel Tower replica, the Car is sure to cause problems and I am against it, The Football teams fighting it out in a no-holds-barred match is actually pretty good, as it means one evil is defeating another evil, no matter the cause, and the muscle spasm I have no problem with, as it is simply Evi. However, I am upset at the amount of evil you gentlemen are attempting.

ah... but... the CAKE is a lie.. therefore they are fighting for nothing... therefore the bigger EVIL (aka ME ) for setting up the match with the promise of CAKE as the victory prize which in fact was a lie!.... WILL WIN!!! (in shorter words... the bigger EVIL wins... aka ME)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I believe this plan has become "Hideo Kojima" level complex. why not just kill them all urself? or better yet, if u wanna watch a fight, throw a few tigers or ravenous sharks in the mix for good measure. anyway, evil is bad, m'kay?

So, when you say one of us is suffering the Kojima complex...that one person deserves worship?

I'm...not quite sure how to answer that.

uhhh..... i have no idea what you just said..... but meh..

*presses button...the floor below the teams falls (like a trap door) both football teams fall into fire and die*

... i remembered.... i hate sports.... -.-

No need to understand, yeah, Metal Gear, whatever....Meryl's hot.

*suddenly appears from nowhere with a loud "POP"*
woah man...........