Eternally Tainted Bloody Bar

*Slyly crawls over to the sleeping table and starts chomping the leg*

*Starts smacking Taintz on the head with a rolled up newspaper*

No no no no, bad lady! Bad!

コニチワ、僕はZane Alkar です
ハジメマシテ！

MAH TABLEH!
*Hits cap'n with half chewed leg*

*walks in* "ahh, just the usual going on in here" *walks out*

WOMAN Get away from MAH TABLE!!!!

*Punts Taintz*

*Sniffles*

I will set my hound of hell on to you!

*Eats the puppy whole then stares at Erel*


The real question... is what have you done to this place?

*Looks at Erel and throws the chewing stick at him*

Get in that kitchen and make me a SANDWICH you MAN you!

new idea: lets turn the bar into a child care center, cap'n is the nanny

Dude, Capn' Uncle Amarant will be the greatest nanny.


ALL THE BAD HABITS WILL BE TAUGHT

*Starts filling bottles with whiskey and blue toilet water*

*appears in new midnight blue armor with a blood red trim, right shoulder pad a bronze color, a skull with daemon wings emblem on the shoulder pad with runes above and below the skull* So, a Mandalorian walks into a bar, sees old friends and liquor. *looks around* You guys have to do something about this decor, I mean really. Nothing has change.

*Puts an arm around Kal with a bottle of blue toilet water in a liquor bottle. Oddly now wearing a cowboy hat and badass poncho*

Sometimes, it's not the bar that changes... *tips hat*

It's the atmosphere...

*takes the bottle, looking at it* This is toilet water. *crushes the bottle with his crushgaunts, looking at the Capt'n* The atmosphere smells like a wet dog. *taps Capt'n's shoulder before walking to a table, talking off his helmet and setting it down on the table itself. He pulls out a cigarette and puts it to his mouth and lite it with a zippo, green eyes flickering in the small flame. He looks up at everyone, taking a drag of the cigarette and smiles* So, how is everyone?

careful with that cigarette, this is now a daycare center

*pulls cigarette from mouth and points at archangel with the same hand* If there is children here, then the owners are in deep shit, because it still says 'Eternally Tainted Bloody Bar' outside in neon lights. And I am allowed to smoke in bars. *chuckles, sitting back in chair, putting the cigarette back between his lips and smiles* But please, point out the children, and I will call the police and tell them that there are irresponsible parents here who have taken their children to a clearly designated bar. *points to liquor on the back wall behind the bar* There is even liquor on the wall! What kind of daycare is this? You should be ashamed of yourself.

That is breast milk actually

You know how disguising that is? *pulls a long, black blade from its sheath on his leg, sitting back, flipping it up and down*

Yeah, I will never take my kids to a day care. I shouldn't pay someone else for a job I should be doing.

So...you don't plan on working?

I plan on it. It's called split shifts, my wife takes one, I take the other.

That's ideal, but it doesn't always work out that nicely.

How about trusting family? That's what my folks did. If they couldn't watch me, my grandparents or another family member would do it.