Things fictional characters would never say

Simple, the title explains it all. It can be ridiculous or sensible. Have fun

Bond - "What have you got for me this time Q"
Q - "Well see this bat Bond *picks up a bat* well its not just a bat, its a bat with a nail in it"

Harley Quinn - "I'm tired of being the Jester, why don't I get to be the Joker for once?"

from Bleach...

random person: Ichigo! Inoue's in trouble!
Ichigo: i don't care!

Macgyver: QUICK, to the Stargate!!!

Robin: "They don't call you Bat-man for nothing"
Batman: *walks over and slaps Robin in the face* "NO!...Just NO!"

Jecht: "Tidus... i have something to tell you... i... am not your father.... your mother had an affair with Auron"
Tidus: "WHAT?!"
Auron: "Hehe.... I win"

Ansem: KINGDOM HEARTS!!!! FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS
Kingdom Hearts: *doors open* ZUUUUUUULLLL MOTHER F*CKER, ZUUUUUUUULLLLL

(LOL!)

Cloud: "HEY TIFA!"
Tifa: "Yeah Cloud?"
Cloud: "I WANNA SQUEEZE YOUR TITS!"

( ^ who doesn't )

Tails: What are we going to do
Sonic: I have a idea...why don't you drink a glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Continuation of my cloud and tifa post... ^^

Tifa: "w...w....WHAT?!.... well.... ok then.... as long as you break up with Arieth"
Cloud: "ARIETH! I HATE YOU!... GO DIE!"
Arieth: " "
Sephiroth: " ok.... i was about to kill Arieth.... but now it would just be awkward"

(Star Trek 3 time!)
*Spock's coffin is rolling towards the torpedo tube for his burial*

*Random Redshirt* HAHA! I didn't die this time!
*Captain Kirk* Well Ensign Dumbass, the rest of the redshirts died in the last movie, so the writers gave them a break.

RYCloud92 wrote:( ^ who doesn't )

Aye, they scare me. They might eat me./..


Cid: Respect your elders.
Red XIII: Screw you, I'm 80.

kindom hearts 2
when they meet up with kairi (hope i spelt name right)

Sora: hey Kai---..... wow you've grown!
Kairi: uh yeah... you were gone for a while you know!
Rikku: uh... guys... what about the nobodys?
Kairi: shut up Rikku! and you Sora you always talk about Rikku.... just tell him you love him already!
Sora: .... what?..... me love Rikku?.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rikku: ...... *walks away*

(just noticed there is one character who can't be used in this game, Deadpool. Chances are he would say anything)


Cloud: Holy stopped Meteor......

Barret: Yeah but.....WHAT ABOUT BUGENHAGEN

Mysterious voice from nowhere: Bugenhagen will live

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *screams of joy and happiness follow*

(Nostalgia critic joke, watch his review of indepence day to get it)

(uh... but he could be used... as you could have him say anything and it would follow the rules of the game lol)

i guess i could do a south park one o.o...

Stan: OH MY GOD! They F*cked Kenny!
Kyle: You W*nkers
Kenny: *pulls hood down* HELLS YEAH! I GOTS LAID!
Stan: *shoots Kenny*

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Cartman: Screw you guys... i'm a going to school

Tidus: HA HA HA HA HA-- *falls off bridge* AAAAHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yuna: ..............*snicker*

^ The laugh of Tidus still gives me nightmares

Darth Vader: I...watch you sleep
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!

^Watch the JAP version, it's embarrassing.

Luxord: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUUUUUEEEELLLLL!!!!!
Sora: ...

jareth the goblin king- shake it real fast then drop!
sarah- *smacks*

Coop- I'm full

(o.o)

frankenfurter- im just a sweet telemarketer from metrosexual motorola

Zack Fair: I'm okay, I've got my banana phone.

mad hatter- i think im going to study mechanics

Cid: What? No smoking? What kind of bullshit company is runnin' this game?!
Leon: Disney Interactive. And you just cussed, so now they have to kill you off.
Cid: *jaw drop/facepalm*

Sora: You... are me?
Roxas: Well.. i'm your nobody..
Sora: So.... if your a nobody.... does that make me a somebody?
Roxas: uhhh.... guess you could say that
Sora: YES!.. IN YOUR FACE!... I'M A SOMEBODY!