Let's Break a wish

This is a fun one you can play anywhere there's people.

The object of the game is to wish for something, then someone will say "Fufilled" however, it will be fufilled in a way you would regret the wish you made.

I'll start it with an easy one.


I'm hungry... I wish for some food

here's some food that is 5 years past its sell by date....

i wish for..... money! lots and lots of money!

Fine.

Fufilled, however, It is all Counterfeit and likely to get you jailed...


I Wish for a Bike

Fulfilled but, It's got no wheels or handlebars.

I wish for the time to hurry up to 5pm!

fuffild is 5 pm 60 years latter and you have been in a coma.

i wish i could color my hair pink again...

Granted but the dye you bought has an unfortunate side effect and causes hair to grow out of every crevice of your body so you look like a big pink hairball.


I wish for something!

granted but that something is the most horrible thing that ever was a some.

i wish i had a rainbow strip of hair.

Granted, but there are many different rainbows and you happened to get the baby food color rainbow.

I wish for a giant robot car

granted but it turns out to be one of the cardboard cut outs.

i wish for a big mountain of icecream,

Grnted but you are now an Ant and its only one scoop of ham flavored ice cream.

i wish there were no more bugs.

granted but certain fish will need that to eat so the food chain slowly deteriorates and we die! o.o

i wish people would quit fighting!

Then God laughs in your face and says, "Blasphemy! All fights are necessary!" Then he punts you like a football.


I wish for a heart attack!

Granted, but some one you love will have the heart attack.

i wish there was a volume button on my sister....

granted but the volume can only go higher

i wish for a plastic pipe to beat people with.

granted but your name happens to be people adn you can only hit your self with it.

i wish i could be one with nature.

Granted, You become a beautiful tree, however loggers spot you and you are swiftly chopped down and converted into sawdust used to clean vomit in elementary school cafeterias.

I wish for video game companies to stop making crappy games.

granted however from that point all video games can only be played once as the discs (or whatever) shatter after one use.... causing all the gamers of the world to track you down and kill you

i wish..... that the sky fell

Granted, your countrys last hope at defendin against the invading army, " The SKy" an advanced fighter jet has fallen dooming your people to genocide.

i wish all my dreams come ture some day.

Granted but you said to yourself once you wish you were dead, metephorically, and you now are dead. Oh noez!



I wish I wished I was a fish

Wish granted, only problem is you are in my california role at Tokyo Sushi tonight ^^

i wish my rival many deaths.

Granted, but since your rival is a cat, he only died four times and he now has 3 lives left. (He died twice before, hit by a car and drowned in the fish bowl)



I WISH FOR DRUGS TO BE INJECTED STRAIGHT INTO MY BLOOD STREAM!!!

Granted. but it was penasilen for that "problem" you have....*cough, cough.*

i wish this week was over

Granted but you missed out on that awesome free concert on Tuesday where you were hired to become a famous movie actress and live the rest of your life in fame and fortune but since you skipped all that shit, it never happened and now you are forced to work at Burger King because of the missed oppertunity. Oh noez!




I wish I never started the ATTENTION topics.

granted but then the site would self destruct *o*

i wish i had headphones that worked and wouldnt hurt and or maim my hearing drum ^_^

congragulations ^^ wish granted.

but you can bearly hear a thing with them. ^^

i wish i had better winsheild whipers on my car lol