Re: Eternally Tainted Bloody Bar

by Claire Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:27 pm

*sends army guy toys to invade Poland* Be back in an hour, dearies!

by Captain Venku Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:27 pm

*does a Jango Fett blaster pistol twirl and aims it at Super's head* No one acts like Clint Eastwood. I don't even do that. *looks at Super, lighting glenting off the T-shaped visor* I suggest you stop.

by Super Fantastico Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:33 pm

*smacks venku's gun down and punches him square in the jaw* Boy, go through the rest of your life knowing this lesson. Never, EVER, point a gun at a man if you don't intend to shoot. Now I'm going to lie down again, I'm still very woozy, and that boxing glove bunny is still looking at me funny.

by Claire Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:11 pm

*drops from ceiling Boondock Saints-like* SOMEONE GIMME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWNNN!!!!!

by Captain Venku Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:23 pm

*rolls neck* You never seen Mandalorian armor, have you?

by Super Fantastico Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:38 pm

Don't care much about armor, no matter what you're wearin, there'll always be a weapon that can shoot, smash, or slash through it.

by Captain Venku Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:18 am

Not much can do that to Mandalorian armor. Not even lightsabers. You would need something short of a turbolaser. Good luck powering that in here.

by Super Fantastico Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:34 am

Fair enough, but it don't matter either way. Like I said, there will always be something out there that can break through any kind of armor

by Claire Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:11 am

*places minein middle of most pit and dives behind bar, sipping whiskey* This'll be fun.

by Tainted Dreamz Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:21 am

*Smashes whiskey bottles on the bar table, lights them on fire and starts to do a jig around it*

by The Cap'n Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:29 pm

HEY KAL!!!!!

by Captain Venku Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:37 pm

What?!?!? *looks over at the other Capt'n*

by BLEH Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:04 pm

muhahahahaha.. my creation is complete!!!!!

*wheels a huge gattaling gun into the bar*

prepare yourselfs!... to... be.... SOAKED!!!!

*gun starts firing a neverending stream of water balloons*

by Super Fantastico Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:31 pm

WAAAAH! OH MY GOD! I'M SOAKED!!!!!! WHY DID I CHOOSE TO DRINK HERE!!! AAAAAAAH THIS WAS CLEARLY A POOR DECISION ON MY PART, AND I REGRET IT FULLY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by Archangel Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:43 pm

starts doing the john wall dance

by Captain Venku Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:54 pm

*dodges balloons with the speed of a Vampire, heading away from the gun*

by Tainted Dreamz Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:50 am

Do you mind BLEH?!

This is not a wet shirt competition you know Razz

*Looks down at own top and covers dignity*

by The Cap'n Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:29 am

*Places a box of Lion King Condoms in front of Kal* Paw one on...

*Walks into the bathroom and spots a toilet with blue water and remembers a strange yet loving feeling but cannot remember why*
Hey guys, what was it about the blue toilet water I wasn't supposed to do again?

by Captain Venku Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:12 am

*burns the box*

You were suppose to drink it.

by Claire Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:48 am

It was something about explosions, but that rule has expired, at least while I'm here, I've been looking forward to this. Very Happy

by Captain Venku Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:51 am

*tosses flash bang grenade into the bathroom and walks away*

by Tainted Dreamz Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:13 am

Work is getting me down pretty bad...Think it's time to think about moving jobs -.-

by KOS-MOS-1701-A Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:17 am

do it while youre still young, or else you might get stuck in a dead-end job for all eternity.

by Captain Venku Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:38 am

I hate my job sometimes. Like now. *stuffs duffle bag*

by The Cap'n Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:23 pm

*Drinking a goblet of blue water*
Yeah work sucks ass but at least you're doing something you love and have wanted to do, I've still gotta finish school and WHOA I can see the AIR!!!

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