Eternally Tainted Bloody Bar

And that, folks, is what happens when you drink toliet cleaner.

*flash bang goes off with a loud boom* 'Bout time

I hunger. For... Nachos? Hmmmm. Maybe Tacos. Thats possible. NO! I KNOW NOW! FOR BURRITOS!!!! and a smoothie

We do not serve smoothies here. Apologies. We do serve ice water with glass chunks in it.

*switches gun off*

did yousay... ice water with glass chunks?!.....

*runs to the bar*

I'LL TAKE 200!!!

I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF CHUNKY GLASS CHUNKS OF GLASSINESS!!!!!

*Mindlessly storms back into the bathroom and drinks out of the toilet like a dog*

The Snozeberries taste like Snozeberries!!!

*looks up with giant glass chunks piercing his inner mouth and tongue* SNOZEBERRIES?!? Who's ever heard of a SNOZEBERRY?!?

The Cap'n wrote:The Snozeberries taste like Snozeberries!!!

YOU HAVE SNOZEBERRIES?!!!!

*Tackles The Cap'n*

GIMME SNOZEBERRIES!!!

*Claws BLEH's face* BACK YOU BEAST!!! *Covers bowl up and sits on top of it* The water is MINE!

HECK YEAH! MORE GLASS FOR MEEEEE!!!!!!!

*is documenting*

Now the Cap'n is very defensive of his territory, the other two will have to wait their turn. The Cap'n can consume up to 1,700 times it's own body weight.

The Cap'n wrote:*Claws BLEH's face* BACK YOU BEAST!!! *Covers bowl up and sits on top of it* The water is MINE!

SCREW THE WATER!.... i just want a SNOZEBERRY!!

*tosses another flash bang into the bathroom* Drei, Zwei, Eins

*flash bang goes off*

*eyes Venku* It seems that we are being invaded by Germans.......BITCHIN!!!

*Hides under sofa when flash bang goes off*

AGGHHHH MY EYES I CANNOT SEE!

Sorry, Dreamz. That wasn't suppose to happen

*Flops on floor in a heap*

That's okay. I forgive you ^_^

I just wanted to say, Good Luck. We're all counting on you. *leaves*

*staring at fridge* You can't out-stare me!!!!

*paints eyes onto the fridge*

there we go....

*drinks ice water with glass chunks*

man... wish i had a Snozeberry... they go great with this drink...

*Sets the fridge on fire*

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down to to night *boogies around fire once more*

MAH FRIDGE!!!!! *points at Taintz, backed up by suspenseful music*

You...killed...PORKINZ!!!! This misdeed shall not go unpunished... *music crescendos as nemo whips out Random Button* SAY G'BYE!!!!!! *presses button*

..........that would be the first time nothing has happened.

*Emerges from the smoke filled bathroom, lips and tounge blue, wearing a bathrobe and a crown made of toilet paper and condom wrappers*

The Lizard Queen demands tuppence. Tuppence for spending to buy Russian Currency to sell herself on the Black Market and BUY herself! YOU! *Points to Nemo* The one with the crossdressing fetish! I demand the skin of newborn praying mantisis. They are to be dipped in birch beer then deep fried. Then throw them away and order a pizza. The Lizard Queen has spoken!!!*Slithers back into the bathroom*

ALL GLORY TO THE LIZARD QUEEN. ALL HAIL THE LIZARD QUEEN. I for one welcome our new Lizardy overlord

*places tray of empty boxes and headphones in front of lizard queen* I SHALL DO WHATEVER THY ASKETH OF ME, MY LIEGE!

*runs to other room, sounds of wrestling can be heard* ALL I WANT IS YOUR SKINNNSZZZ!!!